Meet In The Parking Lot After School: Ninth Circuit Judge Ryan Nelson is catastrophically bad at parking. Also in keeping his hands to himself, as he’s charged with misdemeanor battery and malicious injury to property.
Face The Music: A DC judge tossed the Trump-rebranded Kennedy Center’s breach-of-contract suit and then lost its name.
All Quiet On The Cravath Front: The 2026 salary wars are underway, but the firms matching Milbank’s new scale are almost all litigation boutiques while traditional Biglaw sits on its hands, waiting for Cravath to bless the raise before anyone breaks lockstep.
Cite Unseen: A Mississippi federal judge disqualified all the lawyers in a case after both sides caught with hallucinated cases.
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